A comprehensive list of items consumed at the Minnesota State Fair

  • Two one-liter bottles of water.
  • One half bag of miniature donuts.
  • Two thirds of an order of deep fried cheese curds.
  • Two cookies from @imjasonh’s giant bucket of Sweet Martha’s.
  • One asparagus and swiss cheese crepe.
  • One third of a pork chop on a stick.
  • One order of fried pickles, with ranch dressing.
  • One slice of Big Fat Bacon — on a stick, of course.
  • One cone of Sweet Martha’s cookies (approx 2 dozen).
  • All the Milk You Can Drink”, e.g. two glasses, consumed with aforementioned cookies.