How not to respond when someone calls you on stealing their site

Not only is Brian I. Davidson the sort of guy who would blatantly rip off someone else’s website:

Brian I Davidson stole my website

and forget to change the bit about how he’s married to my wife:

Brian I Davidson isn't even a very good plagarist

and yet bother to put his own name in the copyright notice:

Apparently my website, and my design, and my words are now copyright Brian I Davidson?

…but he’s also an unrepentant douchenozzle when called on it:

What is this guy thinking?

Keep it classy, bro!