This is a public service announcement to the people of Idaho. I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but your state smells like poo.

Oh, there’s prob’ly poo in other states…

I’m sure Oregon has poo too, but they at least have the decency to keep it away from major freeways.

Your state, on the other hand, seems to flaunt its poo…

Now, I don’t think this should be cause for panic. Change is possible. But immediate action should be taken. Organize a citizens’ awareness group. Spread the word. Take a stand. Let the cry be heard!

“We will not be a Poo State!”