shut up
hey. loud annoying bastard at the front of the rock show. yeah you. the one screaming all the lyrics to all the songs. you like the band. we get the point. but none of us payed to hear you sing karaoke. shut the eff up.
and we know you think the singer's hot. we all think so too. but you don't notice us climbing halfway onto the stage to tell her, do you? guess what. this might come as a shock... but SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. she's wearing leg warmers. when's the last time you saw someone with leg warmers hanging out with someone that dresses like michael jordan. in a fashion show.
that was a rhetorical question.
and it doesn't help that you're waving your arms around like you're rapping to her. you look like a clown. 'specially with your xxxl jordan jersey. and matching cap. and matching white basketball shoes. what are you thinking?
do us all a favor. go post love notes to her on myspace or something. go thrift store shopping for some clothes that fit. learn to dance. anything... just SHUT UP and GET THE EFF OUT OF MY WAY so i can enjoy the show.
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justin! wow...i havent ever seen you this pissy over something so trivial ever! you too can have drama! im impressed.
ps double sucks about the bastard in the front. i'da been pissed too.
JUSITN SAID BASTARD!!!!! oh hehe.... I am just glad he never hit me in the head with that waving hand and his nigga bounce from side to side..... did you see her? she actually laughed at him while she was up on stage with how rediculous he was.... oh boi!
I enjoy your blogs WAY too much! haha :) I think I'm going to subscribe!
I had a similar situation. Except mine was a skinny blonde chick (with a big nose) holding up a beer in one hand and doing the "rock out" sign in the other. She kept stumbling, pulling up her tube-top dress, and proposing to the lead singer. Everytime I'd move over...........so would she! So, I'd have to agree with you, EFF that! :)