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Better than Follow Friday

Here are the ten people to whom I’ve given the most gold stars on Twitter:

  1. @sween (43)
  2. @rachijan (39)
  3. @badbanana (27)
  4. @apelad (26)
  5. @yowhatsthehaps (21)
  6. @biorhythmist and @texburgher (18)
  7. @strutting (17)
  8. @donchiefnerd (16)
  9. @GPappalardo (15)

If you’re on Twitter, you should follow these kids. Each of those stars is worth at least a chuckle, and most of them evoked an all-out laugh--though I don’t think I rolled on the floor even once.

If you’re not on Twitter, you will be soon. You might as well give in now and start by following some people on this list.

The list comes from Twitterbelle, a cute little web app by @poeks that checks who you’ve favorited with your last 200, 500, or 1000 stars. Feel free to check out my full list. (Plus, you should prob’ly follow everyone in the top 50).

I don't know if they have retarded people working for them or not because I never had to call them and find out!

Sometimes the best customer interaction is no customer interaction at all... At least when contrasted with PrintPlace.com.

Check out Sam's amusing review of PrintPlace.

never

(source)

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be… too long.

The amazing Mitch Hedberg.

spoiler alert: this blog entry contains punchlines

i once spent an entire afternoon telling really terrible jokes to a friend. he was intrigued by them, so he kept asking for more... i'd tell the joke, then he'd write down the punchline so he could remember them.

tell you what. i'll tell you a few of the punchlines. if one of them looks good, let me know and i'll tell you the whole joke :)

spoiler alert: there are punchlines after the jump.

it's tomorrow now

i always like it when i realize that it's past midnight and it is an xkcd day. it usually makes my night. it's one of the funniest web comics ever. a perfect mix of sarcasm and nerd jokes. you should go check it out (and be sure to read the hover text for the comics).

in ur reality

Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus

and i am in the third grade all over again... why do i think this is so funny?

i should really grow up.