humor

i once spent an entire afternoon telling really terrible jokes to a friend. he was intrigued by them, so he kept asking for more... i'd tell the joke, then he'd write down the punchline so he could remember them.

tell you what. i'll tell you a few of the punchlines. if one of them looks good, let me know and i'll tell you the whole joke :)

spoiler alert: there are punchlines after the jump.

i always like it when i realize that it's past midnight and it is an xkcd day. it usually makes my night. it's one of the funniest web comics ever. a perfect mix of sarcasm and nerd jokes. you should go check it out (and be sure to read the hover text for the comics).

and i am in the third grade all over again... why do i think this is so funny?

i should really grow up.