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Strange Google keywords that landed at my blog

  • [searching for something dirty]
  • message link generator

Unrelated Yahoo search results that ended up here

  • 404 justin
  • 404 music / justin
  • acta "only one ipod"
  • base structure
  • best punchlines humor
  • blog [searching for something dirty]
  • cach a poo
  • cach the poo
  • clickable link generator
  • [searching for something dirty]
  • [searching for something dirty]
  • googol justin
  • how do you make fans
  • how much is the music industry worth
  • my space cool
  • [searching for something dirty]
  • [searching for something dirty]

A whole grip of Microsoft Live/MSN search terms which, in some crazy stretch of the imagination, might possibly relate to my blog

  • "types of stupidity"
  • +brain fard
  • +dot your happy friend dot info
  • +dot your space friend dot info
  • +what is acquaintances
  • add,message,comment links
  • again or contact info justin
  • alphebetize iphone menu
  • cach a poo
  • cach a poo 2
  • cach the poo
  • catch a poo
  • catchthe poo
  • chuck hileman blogger
  • clickable link generator
  • [searching for something dirty]
  • [searching for something dirty]
  • define musing
  • difference between a single dot ("./myimage.jpg") and a double dot ("../myimage.jpg")
  • dot your freind dot info
  • dot your happy friend dot info
  • dot your space friend dot info
  • frankie leman
  • google justin
  • googol hot open girls
  • hi my conputer info
  • hileman beer
  • [searching for something dirty]

And it appears that Bing might be carrying on the tradition

  • google justin
  • jastin for laught
  • [searching for something dirty]
  • "girl jeans"
  • advanced healing bandaid
  • arnold bennett
  • beautified quotes
  • bringo stop talking to machines
  • cach a poo
  • cartoon register groceries
  • doophp
  • dot unicode
  • download high def trailers
  • drupal webfm securing
  • em,px,
  • firefox really slowing down my internet
  • google.justin
  • gustaso.com
  • how to get firefox not to use memory when us load pages
  • how to save e-mail info on xp full install
  • howto disable url search ie
  • i think i have disabled number lock
  • ie6 backspace key
  • inspiration when sleepy

Context: Each list above consists of the unrelated search terms found in the top 50 keyword referrers from each search engine. For example, Google was wrong in about 4% of its top fifty search terms. Microsoft Live search failed in an astounding 76% of its tries.

For the curious: All the [searching for something dirty] placeholders were variations on the name of a certain website which will remain nameless.

Post-mortem of a Search Engine Suicide

I prob'ly don't need to tell you this, but don't ever ask search engines to delist your site. Ever. They actually do it.

A bit of background...

Last month I relaunched justin hileman dot info with a fresh new theme, and a couple of cool features. While I was developing the replacement site, I had a staging version which I didn't want Google to index. I used a handy little robots.txt file to keep the search engine spiders at bay:

User-agent: *
Disallow: /

This file did the trick.

The staging site wasn't indexed, exactly as advertised. Unfortunately when the time came to deploy, my über-restrictive robots.txt file overwrote the existing file and slipped into the live site.

Google, Yahoo, and friends dutifully ignored every page on my site. The majority of the damage was instantaneous. Most high traffic and high PR pages were unindexed within a few hours. My crawl rate dropped, the major search engines removed more pages every time they crawled my site.

My SERP traffic, understandably, tanked.

Yesterday my search engine referrals hit zero.

Search engine referrer traffic, post-apocalypse

The sharp drop in SERP traffic on February 12th coincides with the first Google crawl with the new robots.txt. The second drop, around the 23rd was the result of Yahoo's reindex. In just a few days my site was completely unlisted from the major search engines.

As of the time of this post, a search for "justin hileman dot info", which should result in about 1500 pages on this domain, returns nothing.

Google Search for justin hileman dot info

How could this have been avoided?

Google Webmaster tools provides a great overview of your site. It dutifully lists any problems encountered while spidering your domain, and what might have caused them. In my case, there's a huge red flag:

Google Webmaster tools site overview

A few restricted URLs is normal, but 817 is certainly a bit excessive. Had I paid attention to the tools Google provides, I would have noticed an abrupt change in crawl rate, and the spike in restricted URLs. But at the time, I only saw the decline in traffic, and didn't think to consult the webmasters tools.

The moral of the story:

First, search engines actually respect your robots.txt file. Second, it's a really bad idea to tell them to go away, because they will. And take your traffic with them.

Google, Yahoo, I've learned my lesson... Please relist me.

SearchWiki - Google's customized social search is back

Google's messing with search engine results again, but this time it looks like they're trying to take on Wikipedia, not Digg. At least they're calling their editable search engine result experiment SearchWiki this time around. It still looks a lot like it did last time I reported on it (here and here). Check out a bunch of screenshots from this iteration here:

justin hileman - Google edited search results swm=2 Google SearchWiki Google SearchWiki - Add a search result Google SearchWiki - My SearchWiki notes Google SearchWiki - See all notes Google SearchWiki - Public comment form

Things are a bit smoother this time. Moving results is a nice, polished animation. Overall, SearchWiki pretty rad. I can't wait for more community features to show up. Mebbe they'll even use these Google public profiles we all have but don't know about?

If you wanna give it a shot but don't see the fun little grey buttons next to your search results, try adding &swm=2 to the end of a Google search URL. (swm=2 was the same parameter they used in the last iteration. YMMV). If that doesn't work, try 0 or 1 or 2. Can't hurt, right? :)

More on Google's "Digg-like" social search

I've been using Google's "Edit Search Results" since I blogged about it yesterday, and I have a couple further observations.

Read about Google's social search experiment after the jump.

Google's "Edit Search results" experiment

I Googled something a minute ago and noticed that my SERP looked a little different:

Google Edit search result links

In particular, check out those three grey icons. They appear next to every result on the page, but there isn't any noticeable indication why they're there. So I clicked one :)

Google search result edited

The link turned green, which was fun. But the most exciting thing was that it moved to the top of the page—with a nice, slick animation. Apparently Google is letting me customize the results of my search.

Check out Google's editable search result experiment after the jump.