what were you thinking?

it turns out that people want to poop their pants so bad that they're stealing Alli from Wal*mart.

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It turns out that Ed at Sherwin-Williams is douche.

anyone who uses that stupid SnapShots plugin on their blog deserves to be Shot.

i've been keeping up with things on their RSS feed for a while, and it looks like gizmodo (the gadget guide) got a nice healthy beating from the ugly stick while i was gone. (thanks sam for pointing it out). if the constant fanboy iPhone fawning isn't enough to keep me away, the "redesign" just might do the job.

gawker seems to have escaped public humiliation for now. but last year they both got overhauled around the same time... there's still time, gawker. DON'T do it!

i had this bottle of orange/mango juice that was really good. so i drank it all, even though it was a little much. don't feel so good now :-(